Monday, December 07, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S05 Episode 092

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Recorded 11/10/09 . Released 11/22/09
Guest: Anthony

The Kevin Eubanks soundbites are in and misued during Hank's first ever monologue.

The true blood reinactment somehow turns into an old scabbusters bit.

no soap opera, but show still blows past the 45 minute mark. If this show was a game, you should have laid the points.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S05 Episode 091

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Recorded 9/22/09 . Released 10/7/09
Guests: Mark and Crystal

The first legitimate show of Season 5, although some standards are still lacking.

Bonus material with pre-show sound checks. Some actual bits this episode as we are semi-prepared. The show opens with a semi-boring discussion of how twitter will be
used in season 5. Rodney sets up a game of Fill in the Hank. Jason thinks Hank can and the crew can act better than the cast of True Blood.

Everyone reenacts the unaired and never-existed season finale of soap opera season 4. Blah! Well, that's just as good as it gets!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S05 Episode 090

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Recorded 9/15/09 . Released 9/24/09

Season 5 continues without much planning. The phone lines are open, but no one is calling. Will anyone send in a tweet?

Microphone static, jack nickolson impersonators, and kids eat free.

still no soap opera or SFC.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S05 Episode 089

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Recorded 9/1/09 . Released 9/8/09

Welcome to... Season 5.
Quantity over quality shows in 30 minutes of sound effects and occasional talking.
Soap Opera characters are dead?
This may be one to miss.

Friday, July 31, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 057

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Recorded 6/20/09 . Released 7/31/09

live podcast at greencup books.

trying and failing to keep it short, only a couple bits. Hanks reads his lost roast of Joy Behar. We have a lengthy discussion on the top ten tv catchphrases of all time. A little getting to know hank lazard.

and soap opera.

some mic static throughout the show, but it us listenable.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 056

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Recorded 2/25/09 . Released 3/3/09

Slow start.. not much happens in the first 15 minutes, except the revelation that Rudy Tuesday might be in jail. Into this week covers parties, bands...

What time is it?
Superfunk and the Beav demonstrate a backwards cough.
Can you hear the womp? A song and a long distance dedication.

... and indieophile.com.

Jason uptalks twitter. Tuesdays with Hank Lazard.
Soap Opera includes a conclusion to Hank Lazard's Serious Fiction Conspiracies... or does it?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 055

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Recorded 2/3/09 . Released 2/14/09

Womp! While there is no womp sound effect in the show, the entire thing plays like a womp.
what happens when something comes out of a hole and everyone applauds?
it is rare that scruffmcgruffchicagoillinois60652 is an answer to a crossword.
Where in the world *was* hank lazard?
Scabbusters discusses five and a half men and a little lady.
Soap Opera introduces Hank Lazard's Serious Fiction Conspiracies... wait, that can't be right.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 54

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Recorded 1/21/09 . Released 2/3/09

Welcome back, Hank Lazard! Somebody must have some paint on their hands.
Season finale of that President show. Hank teaches telephone etiquette.
Somebody put that donger in the dome.
Keep an eye out Burt Convey passing a ball through his legs on Night Moves.
Soap Opera on hiatus.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 053

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Recorded 9/18/08 . Released 1/25/09

Second hankless podcast. Rodney and Jason discuss where Hank might be.
Hank appears in the form of voicemail messages sent to Jason and Rodney.
Where in the World is Hank Lazard?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Hank Lazard Show - S03 Episode 052

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Recorded 9/18/08 . Released 1/21/09

First hankless podcast. Rodney and Jason discuss where Hank might be.
Some Hank appears in the form of voicemail messages sent to Jason and Rodney.
Where in the World is Hank Lazard?